OMCFFWeek 6 · Thu Oct 15

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Twelve of you sat down on September 1st and made 156 decisions. The robot watched every one of them against live half-PPR consensus and then factored in the one house rule half of you forgot: this league has no tight end slot. Fifteen tight ends were drafted anyway. Grades are final. Appeals go to Joey, who drafted two of them.

Drafted September 1, 2026 · 13 rounds · snake · half-PPR · no TE slot

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Agentic Fantasy Flows ®
1st of 12 · Jared · slot 7

Jared walked out with the deepest receiver room in the league: St. Brown, Rice, Waddle, Godwin. Rice at 31 was the pick of the second round and Daniels at 79 was the last elite quarterback anyone got for a discount. Then he spent pick 127 on Isaiah Likely, a tight end, to sit behind four wideouts for one flex spot. Nearly a perfect draft from the guy who also owns the robot. Nobody is suspicious of that at all.

Steal Rashee Rice, pick 31 (consensus 16). Jayden Daniels at 79.
Reach Isaiah Likely, pick 127. A TE stash in a league that doesn't start one.
All 13 picks
  1. 1.007 Amon-Ra St. Brown WR · DET
  2. 2.018 Derrick Henry RB · BAL
  3. 3.031 Rashee Rice WR · KC
  4. 4.042 Travis Etienne RB · NO
  5. 5.055 Jaylen Waddle WR · DEN
  6. 6.066 Jaylen Warren RB · PIT
  7. 7.079 Jayden Daniels QB · WAS
  8. 8.090 Chris Godwin WR · TB
  9. 9.103 De'Zhaun Stribling WR · SF
  10. 10.114 Braelon Allen RB · NYJ
  11. 11.127 Isaiah Likely TE · NYG
  12. 12.138 Baltimore Ravens DEF · BAL
  13. 13.151 Harrison Mevis K · LAR
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ncock
2nd of 12 · Nicole · slot 1

Nicole took Gibbs first overall and then watched London, Higgins, Egbuka and Harrison Jr. fall a round past their rank and caught every single one of them. That's the good part. The bad part is she left with second-year Jaxson Dart as her only quarterback and no defense at all, which is like buying a beautiful house and forgetting to put a door on it.

Steal Drake London, pick 25 (consensus 13). Tee Higgins at 48 (33).
Reach No defense drafted. Jaxson Dart as the only QB.
All 13 picks
  1. 1.001 Jahmyr Gibbs RB · DET
  2. 2.024 Ashton Jeanty RB · LV
  3. 3.025 Drake London WR · ATL
  4. 4.048 Tee Higgins WR · CIN
  5. 5.049 Emeka Egbuka WR · TB
  6. 6.072 Carnell Tate WR · TEN
  7. 7.073 Marvin Harrison WR · ARI
  8. 8.096 Jaxson Dart QB · NYG
  9. 9.097 Kyle Monangai RB · CHI
  10. 10.120 Dalton Kincaid TE · BUF
  11. 11.121 Rachaad White RB · WAS
  12. 12.144 Tyler Allgeier RB · ARI
  13. 13.145 Cameron Dicker K · LAC
B+
Olave Garden
3rd of 12 · Ryan · slot 8

JSN and CeeDee in the first two rounds is a real franchise core, and Olave at 32 kept the money coming. The running back room is Skattebo, a rookie named Jadarian Price taken two rounds early, and Corum. Ryan is going to spend every Sunday this fall praying his receivers score twice, because his backs sure as hell won't.

Steal Chris Olave, pick 32 (consensus 22).
Reach Jadarian Price, pick 56. A rookie dice roll two rounds early.
All 13 picks
  1. 1.008 Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR · SEA
  2. 2.017 CeeDee Lamb WR · DAL
  3. 3.032 Chris Olave WR · NO
  4. 4.041 Cam Skattebo RB · NYG
  5. 5.056 Jadarian Price RB · SEA
  6. 6.065 Parker Washington WR · JAX
  7. 7.080 Dak Prescott QB · DAL
  8. 8.089 Blake Corum RB · LAR
  9. 9.104 Makai Lemon WR · PHI
  10. 10.113 Jason Myers K · SEA
  11. 11.128 Josh Downs WR · IND
  12. 12.137 Philadelphia Eagles DEF · PHI
  13. 13.152 Dallas Goedert TE · PHI
B+
The Debbie First Downers
4th of 12 · Jarrod · slot 10

Nacua and Jefferson back to back is the best one-two at receiver on any roster, and Jarrod deserves credit for it. Jacobs at 39 was fine on paper. The backs behind him are pure projection, and then he took Tucker Kraft at 82. A tight end. In this league. Three-and-eleven Jarrod had one job in this draft, which was to not do the thing, and he did the thing.

Steal DJ Moore, pick 63 (consensus 48).
Reach Tucker Kraft, pick 82. A TE, in this league, from last year's last-place team.
All 13 picks
  1. 1.010 Puka Nacua WR · LAR
  2. 2.015 Justin Jefferson WR · MIN
  3. 3.034 Jeremiyah Love RB · ARI
  4. 4.039 Josh Jacobs RB · GB
  5. 5.058 Drake Maye QB · NE
  6. 6.063 DJ Moore WR · BUF
  7. 7.082 Tucker Kraft TE · GB
  8. 8.087 RJ Harvey RB · DEN
  9. 9.106 Kenny Gainwell RB · TB
  10. 10.111 Houston Texans DEF · HOU
  11. 11.130 Jared Goff QB · DET
  12. 12.135 Tyler Loop K · BAL
  13. 13.154 Romeo Doubs WR · NE
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DJ ReimTime Dimes
5th of 12 · Ben · slot 11

Saquon and Achane at the turn is a monster running back start, and Adams at 62 plus Brian Thomas at 83 were two of the best value picks anyone made. Then Ben took Trey McBride at 35, a top-40 price for a player who can only play flex, followed by a second tight end and a second quarterback. Half his bench is players this league doesn't start. Lead the league in scoring, finish 7-7, draft like this. Consistency.

Steal Davante Adams, pick 62 (consensus 37).
Reach Trey McBride, pick 35. Two TEs and two QBs for one flex slot.
All 13 picks
  1. 1.011 Saquon Barkley RB · PHI
  2. 2.014 De'Von Achane RB · MIA
  3. 3.035 Trey McBride TE · ARI
  4. 4.038 DeVonta Smith WR · PHI
  5. 5.059 Joe Burrow QB · CIN
  6. 6.062 Davante Adams WR · LAR
  7. 7.083 Brian Thomas WR · JAX
  8. 8.086 J.K. Dobbins RB · DEN
  9. 9.107 Los Angeles Rams DEF · LAR
  10. 10.110 George Kittle TE · SF
  11. 11.131 Brock Purdy QB · SF
  12. 12.134 Khalil Shakir WR · BUF
  13. 13.155 Will Reichard K · MIN
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hollischnicker
6th of 12 · Holli · slot 2

Bijan plus A.J. Brown is a clean foundation and Luther Burden at 71 was a genuinely sharp swing. Javonte Williams in the third round is what keeps Holli out of the A range, taken nine spots above where anyone else had him. Behind Bijan the running back depth is faith-based. Third place last year, third-place draft habits.

Steal Luther Burden III, pick 71 (consensus 51).
Reach Javonte Williams, pick 26 (consensus 35).
All 13 picks
  1. 1.002 Bijan Robinson RB · ATL
  2. 2.023 A.J. Brown WR · NE
  3. 3.026 Javonte Williams RB · DAL
  4. 4.047 Ladd McConkey WR · LAC
  5. 5.050 Bucky Irving RB · TB
  6. 6.071 Luther Burden WR · CHI
  7. 7.074 Trevor Lawrence QB · JAX
  8. 8.095 Jonathon Brooks RB · CAR
  9. 9.098 Michael Pittman WR · PIT
  10. 10.119 Stefon Diggs WR · WAS
  11. 11.122 KC Concepcion WR · CLE
  12. 12.143 New England Patriots DEF · NE
  13. 13.146 Ka'imi Fairbairn K · HOU
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Orange pony club
7th of 12 · Morgan · slot 9

Pickens at 33 and Metcalf at 88 were real steals and Cook is a fine anchor. But Morgan took Lamar Jackson 16th overall in a one-quarterback league, then took Bo Nix as a second quarterback, then took a tight end. That's three picks lit on fire in a format that pays for exactly none of them. She averaged 128 a week last year and missed the playoffs. This is how.

Steal DK Metcalf, pick 88 (consensus 57). Pickens at 33 (18).
Reach Lamar Jackson, pick 16. Rich for a 1-QB format, then Nix as QB2.
All 13 picks
  1. 1.009 James Cook RB · BUF
  2. 2.016 Lamar Jackson QB · BAL
  3. 3.033 George Pickens WR · DAL
  4. 4.040 David Montgomery RB · HOU
  5. 5.057 Colston Loveland TE · CHI
  6. 6.064 Rome Odunze WR · CHI
  7. 7.081 Rico Dowdle RB · PIT
  8. 8.088 DK Metcalf WR · PIT
  9. 9.105 Jordan Addison WR · MIN
  10. 10.112 Aaron Jones RB · MIN
  11. 11.129 Bo Nix QB · DEN
  12. 12.136 Denver Broncos DEF · DEN
  13. 13.153 Harrison Butker K · KC
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Team Ass
8th of 12 · Joey · slot 6

CMC and Chase Brown is a sturdy backfield, and Mahomes at 126 was the single biggest value of the entire draft, eleven rounds of everyone pretending he retired. But the commissioner, the man who enforces the roster rules, drafted two quarterbacks, two tight ends, and zero kickers. Bowers AND Andrews. Joey wrote the rulebook and then drafted like he'd never read it.

Steal Patrick Mahomes, pick 126. Best value in the draft, no debate.
Reach No kicker drafted. Bowers and Andrews at a position this league doesn't have.
All 13 picks
  1. 1.006 Christian McCaffrey RB · SF
  2. 2.019 Chase Brown RB · CIN
  3. 3.030 Brock Bowers TE · LV
  4. 4.043 Garrett Wilson WR · NYJ
  5. 5.054 Terry McLaurin WR · WAS
  6. 6.067 Justin Herbert QB · LAC
  7. 7.078 Rhamondre Stevenson RB · NE
  8. 8.091 Alec Pierce WR · IND
  9. 9.102 Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB · WAS
  10. 10.115 Quentin Johnston WR · LAC
  11. 11.126 Patrick Mahomes QB · KC
  12. 12.139 Mark Andrews TE · BAL
  13. 13.150 Jacksonville Jaguars DEF · JAX
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chrisgitt
9th of 12 · Chris · slot 4

The talent is real: Taylor, Walker, Nico Collins at 28, Jordan Mason at 93 was tidy. The construction is a crime scene. No kicker. No defense. And the only quarterback on the roster is Kyler Murray, taken at pick 148, which is where you take a quarterback when you've stopped caring. Chris ended last year on eight straight losses and drafted like a man planning to make it sixteen.

Steal Nico Collins, pick 28 (consensus 20).
Reach No K, no DEF, and QB1 arrived at pick 148.
All 13 picks
  1. 1.004 Jonathan Taylor RB · IND
  2. 2.021 Kenneth Walker RB · KC
  3. 3.028 Nico Collins WR · HOU
  4. 4.045 Quinshon Judkins RB · CLE
  5. 5.052 Jameson Williams WR · DET
  6. 6.069 Jayden Reed WR · GB
  7. 7.076 Courtland Sutton WR · DEN
  8. 8.093 Jordan Mason RB · MIN
  9. 9.100 MarShawn Lloyd RB · GB
  10. 10.117 Tyjae Spears RB · TEN
  11. 11.124 Matthew Golden WR · GB
  12. 12.141 Jalen Coker WR · CAR
  13. 13.148 Kyler Murray QB · MIN
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TravisSwift
10th of 12 · Lauren · slot 12

Zay Flowers at 37 and Xavier Worthy at 133 show Lauren can spot value when she wants to. She just didn't want to early: Hurts at 13 overall as the second quarterback off the board, Hampton at 12 a round early, premium capital spent where this format pays least. Malik Willis is also on the bench, and no one, including Lauren, can explain why. Runner-up last year. This draft says fifth.

Steal Zay Flowers, pick 37 (consensus 21).
Reach Jalen Hurts, pick 13, in a 1-QB league.
All 13 picks
  1. 1.012 Omarion Hampton RB · LAC
  2. 2.013 Jalen Hurts QB · PHI
  3. 3.036 Breece Hall RB · NYJ
  4. 4.037 Zay Flowers WR · BAL
  5. 5.060 Mike Evans WR · SF
  6. 6.061 Christian Watson WR · GB
  7. 7.084 Harold Fannin TE · CLE
  8. 8.085 Brandon Aubrey K · DAL
  9. 9.108 Chris Rodriguez RB · JAX
  10. 10.109 Malik Willis QB · MIA
  11. 11.132 Jakobi Meyers WR · JAX
  12. 12.133 Xavier Worthy WR · KC
  13. 13.156 Minnesota Vikings DEF · MIN
C
LaPorta-Potty
11th of 12 · Beth · slot 3

Chase at 3 and Nabers is a top-shelf receiver duo, and then Beth's draft drove straight off a cliff: LaPorta, Kyle Pitts, AND Jake Ferguson. Three tight ends. This league has zero tight end slots. One of them can play flex. The other two are furniture. The defending champion, everybody. The banner is real and so is this grade.

Steal Ja'Marr Chase, pick 3. Hard to screw up, wasn't screwed up.
Reach Three tight ends for zero tight end slots.
All 13 picks
  1. 1.003 Ja'Marr Chase WR · CIN
  2. 2.022 Kyren Williams RB · LAR
  3. 3.027 Malik Nabers WR · NYG
  4. 4.046 D'Andre Swift RB · CHI
  5. 5.051 TreVeyon Henderson RB · NE
  6. 6.070 Caleb Williams QB · CHI
  7. 7.075 Sam LaPorta TE · DET
  8. 8.094 Michael Wilson WR · ARI
  9. 9.099 Kyle Pitts TE · ATL
  10. 10.118 Seattle Seahawks DEF · SEA
  11. 11.123 Jake Ferguson TE · DAL
  12. 12.142 Wan'Dale Robinson WR · TEN
  13. 13.147 Jake Bates K · DET
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allybree
12th of 12 · Ally · slot 5

Josh Allen as the first quarterback off the board: fine. Then a kicker at pick 20 and a defense at pick 29 while Saquon, Jeanty and Nico Collins were sitting right there. Then a second kicker at 149. Then two tight ends. Then a wide receiver who is not currently on an NFL roster. McMillan at 44 was legitimately good, which is the most frustrating part: Ally can do this, she just chose not to for about ten rounds.

Steal Tetairoa McMillan, pick 44 (consensus 31).
Reach Cam Little, pick 20. A kicker in round two while first-round talent sat on the board.
All 13 picks
  1. 1.005 Josh Allen QB · BUF
  2. 2.020 Cam Little K · JAX
  3. 3.029 Indianapolis Colts DEF · IND
  4. 4.044 Tetairoa McMillan WR · CAR
  5. 5.053 Bhayshul Tuten RB · JAX
  6. 6.068 Tyler Warren TE · IND
  7. 7.077 Tony Pollard RB · TEN
  8. 8.092 Chuba Hubbard RB · CAR
  9. 9.101 Kirk Merritt WR
  10. 10.116 Travis Kelce TE · KC
  11. 11.125 Matthew Stafford QB · LAR
  12. 12.140 Jordyn Tyson WR · NO
  13. 13.149 Chris Boswell K · PIT

Superlatives

Biggest steal

Patrick Mahomes at pick 126, to Joey. Eleven rounds of everyone pretending he doesn't exist.

Special teams captain

Ally: a kicker at 20, a defense at 29, and a second kicker at 149. Field position will not be the problem. Everything else will.

TE University

Fifteen tight ends drafted league-wide. Number of tight end slots in this league: zero. Beth accounts for three by herself.

The homework award

Nicole and Chris left without a defense. Joey and Chris left without a kicker. Chris left without both, and without a real quarterback. See you on waivers.